Sunday, December 21, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Are what you'd get if a shoe and a flip flop made mad, passionate love, and forgot to wear protection. (And then the knocked up shoe got punched in the stomach.) They're ugly! And I don't really get what purpose they serve. Why would you wear Crocs when you can wear flip flops? Flip flops are infinitely more convenient. As you can just flip them right off if the occasion calls for it. (And they make cool sounds when you walk.) So unless you spend your free time sneaking up on unsuspecting people, flip flops are easily the better choice. Oh. And weird people wear Crocs. The kind of people who dip their french fries in mayonnaise. Do you really want to associate yourself with that ilk? (I've never used the word ilk before. And I'm pretty sure I'll never use it again.)
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
This is the key that makes us wind up
When the beat comes on the girls all line up
And the boys all look, but no, they can't touch
But the girls want to know
why boys like us so much
Let the beat wind you up, and don't stop till your time is up.
Keep goin' girl, it's your night.Don't let him steal your light
I know he thinks your fine and stuff,
but does he know how to wind you up?
Yodellay, yodallay, yodal-low, hey!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Cute little boy: "Will you tie my shoe?"
Cute litte me: "Yeah. Sure. What's your name?"
boy: "Emanual. I'm Gabe's friend."
me: "Oh, yeah. I've heard him talk about you."
boy: "But sometimes when I sit by Zane, he gets all up on me."
me: he he he he. I got nothing. What do you say to that? "Oh. That's too bad." What 5 year old say's that? "He gets all up on me."
Oh and get this. Later that day I was driving down the street and I saw an old man with a cane and scruffy face walking, wearing a long sleeve brown shirt and a teal spaghetti strap tank top over it.... Like one of those adjustable bra/tank tops...for women.
Today was a weird day.
Friday, July 25, 2008
FIRST: Mical just reminded me of a night which is easily on my top ten list of greatest memories. It was a really fun, uninhibited and mildly promiscuous night. Emphasis in mild. Not to throw her under the bus, but you should hear Kari's version of that night. It's really funny. I'll let her tell you why. It's good to know that once upon a time I use to have a kick to my personality that I'm slowly trying to revive. Becoming a circumstantial recluse has taken a toll on the "identity issues" (I guess that's what you could call it) and I'm still working on resurrecting it. Aside from my 6 weeks spent with Luciano, the beautiful, very-little-English-speaking Italian, things have been a little boring. Mmmm, just look at that "come and get me grin" he gives. I just want to tear into him. Where was I? ohh
SECOND: I love Mical's candidness about googling me and calling me out on "don't tell me you've never done it", because I have, and since he had the courage to actually address me and make himself know, I will no longer feel the guilt for "tracking" others. I will also work on the bravery and making myself known to them. Because honestly I HATE when people view my blog frequently, and never comment. That is what the creepy blog stalking is. I don't care who you are, or if you even hate what I have to say. It's kind of cowardly. I'm just saying.
Greatest spoof ever! EVER.
While I am probably guilty of some of these cliche's written about in this persons blog-well only one that I can think of. I mentioned Twilight in a blog-, I'm really glad to see that someone else has recognized the unauthentic tone of 90% of blogs, and has brilliantly captured the parody. I WISH I was as creative as this blogger is and how true she captures the "wickedly dead on spoof of the suddenly trendy married Mormon blog phenomenom." Since I'm not, I'll continue to enjoy and let her say things in her crafty way that she mocks everyone. I love it. Please, you have to check it out. www.seriouslysoblessed.blogspot.com/.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Laura Some inebriated guy from the past. His nickname is Kooter. I'm pretty sure he gave the name to himself. Or his friends hate him. Elvis Costello anyone? I only know him from the Austin Powers 2 movie.
It was a lot of fun! Thanks for going with me Laura!